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Sunday Stealing: The Lower 40 Meme, Part One

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?

My nephew who is fourteen months old.

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive.

Probably.  Odds are fifty-fifty.  Plus, I take direction well.

3) Do you sleep with the TV on?

SOmetimes, when I forget to put it in Sleep mode.

4) Have you ever drunk milk straight out of the carton?

Yup.  And OJ.  Then I grew up and became a germophobe.

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?

Nope.  I entered one and got eliminated in the first round.  “Using” was the word.  Not that I’m bitter or anything like that…

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Yes.  And a yellow jacket.  Ouch.

7) How fast can you type?

55 WPM  last time I checked.  Which was about a decade ago.

8) Are you afraid of the dark?

No.  But I’m leery of Promises in the Dark.  (one of my favorite songs for Karaoke)

9) Eye color:

Brown.

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?

The one in town was closed by the time I was old enough to make out.  I did make out in a church parking lot–and got busted by the cops.  Not that I’m bitter or anything like that…

11) When was the last time you chose a bath over a shower?

I’d have to say it’s been years since I’ve had a proper bubble bath.  These days, it’s shower time only.  I share a bathroom with my son.  Nuff said.

12) Do you knock on wood?

Yep.  The only superstition I don’t pooh-pooh.

13) Do you floss daily?

No.  I should, though.

15) Can you hula hoop?

Sure.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?

Yes, because I usually don’t remember them.

17) What do you want for Christmas?

A hysterectomy.

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?

That lives on Drury Lane?  Nope.  Never heard of him.

19) Do you talk in your sleep?

sometimes.
20) Who wrote the book of love?

Burt Bacharach?

not the most wonderful time…

If you have a weak constitution, do not read any further.

I want a hut.  A menstrual hut.  A place where I can go for 5-7 days out of the month and just be.  Now, I wouldn’t want a real grass hut.  Oh no.  Not this gal.  A tricked out hut complete with plumbing, heat and a/c., electricity, and of course, WiFi.

I don’t require much.  All the surfaces where I would sit or recline upon would have to be covered in black.  I would need a freezer for the chocolate and pints of Ben and Jerry’s  Chubby Hubby.    Possibly a cupboard for the salt and vinegar potato chips.   Oh, and a sacrificial animal–maybe Dick Cheney.

I know, you’re asking yourself, why the sacrificial animal?  For this reason:

There’s always some smart-assed person who looks at your purchases of copious amounts of chocolate, caffeine and feminine products and asks, “That time?”

That’s when the animal would come forth and I would stab it repeatedly.  Then I would point to the bloody carcass and say, “That was supposed to be you.”

Oh, and for those well meaning people who suggest Midol. i have this to say.

The last thing a woman wants when she is crampy and bleeding is a diuretic that makes her have to urinate every ten minutes.

Yeah, I’m better now.  Be back in about six days.

Back to Square One

So…it’s been awhile since I posted anything.  Gotta love depression.  You think of things you should be doing but just can’t get moving–then you beat yourself up for not moving.  It’s a lovely cycle.

As much as I’d like to just crawl under a rock and stay there, I can’t.  Sub Rock habitation is not a great example for Cubby.  So I went to the Doctor and got my medication adjusted.  It’s been a week and I don’t seem to have any side effects so I guess we’re a go.

I went back to the gym this past Saturday.  For the past six months I’ve been paying for a membership but my card never left my wallet.  I call it paying a Fat Tax.  I also went this morning to said gym and was greeted warmly with a “Welcome Back”.  Though I’ve been away, doing the backstroke in lake Self-Pity, I can still leg out 1.5 miles in 30 minutes.  I haven’t hit the weights yet, but I know I will soon.  For the moment, I’m just happy I got out of the house.

Rocking with Buffalo Springfield

 

 

Welcome to Rock ‘n Roll Fridays. We are like other memes in that we will ask you thirteen questions each and every Friday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a singer, band, era or category and pick thirteen of their songs. Each of our questions will be based on the lyrics. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme!

Today we picked Buffalo Springfield.

1. Do I Have to Come Right Out and Say It – Do I have to come right out and say it
Tell you that you look so fine
Do I have to come right out and ask you to be mine
Have you ever struggled to tell someone how you really felt about them?

I’ve struggled more to keep my yap shut.

2. Mr. Soul – I was down on a frown when the messenger brought me a letter
I was raised by the praise of a fan who said I upset her
Any girl in the world could have easily known me better
She said, You’re strange, but don’t change, and I let her.
Have you ever been told that you are strange?

Yes, nearly every day in high school and beyond…back then it was an insult, now it’s a compliment.
3. A Child’s Claim to Fame – Well there goes another day
Now I wonder why
You and I
Keep telling lies
Have you ever been lied to on a regular basis by someone that you loved?

Nearly every time report cards are about to be sent home.  Ah, Cubby.

4. Sit Down, I Think I Love You – So if you want someone to love you
Pretty babe I’m your guy
It’s not much I’m asking of you
Just please give me a try
Have you ever told someone how you felt and been rejected completely?

Yup.  Jeeze, I hated high school.

5. Broken Arrow – The streets were lined for the wedding parade,
The Queen wore the white gloves, the county of song,
The black covered caisson her horses had drawn
Protected her King from the sun rays of dawn.
They married for peace and were gone.
How do you feel about Kings and Queens of a country like Great Britain?

How do I feel?  I don’t, really.  They don’t have any real power except for money.

6. For What It’s Worth – There’s battle lines bein’ drawn.
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong.
Young people speakin’ their minds
A-gettin’ so much resistance from behind.
Have you ever taken part in a demonstration? If yes, do tell.

I used to do home parties for a Basket company, but I don’t think that’s the kind of demonstration you’re asking about.
7. Nowadays Clancy Can’t Even Sing – To singing in the meaning of what’s in my mind
Before I can take home what’s rightfully mine
Joinin’ and listenin’ and talkin’ in rhymes
Stoppin’ the feeling to wait for the times
Have you ever written a poem? If yes, would you share it with us?

I’ve written poems in school but I honestly don’t remember any of them.  Sorry.

8. Bluebird – Listen to my bluebird laugh.
She can’t tell you why.
Deep within her heart, you see,
She knows only crying.
Just crying.
Have you ever had to deal with someone suffering from depression?

Besides myself?  Yes.

9. On the Way Home – When the dream came
I held my breath with my eyes closed
I went insane
Like a smoke ring day when the wind blows
Have you ever smoked? If you’ve quit, how did you do it?

I quit cold turkey.  Though, smoking a turkey is not satisfying nor is it socially acceptable to light up a rolled piece of deli meat at the table.

10. Burned – Been burned and with both feet on the ground
I’ve learned that it’s painful comin’ down
No use runnin’ away, and there’s no time left to stay
Now I’m finding out that it’s so confusin’
No time left and I know I’m losin’
Tell us about a time when you realized that you were losing but could not change the outcome.

I was pregnant.  I didn’t want the baby to be outside of my womb but all good things must come to an end.  Sure, i wanted to see my son, but I knew once he was born, I couldn’t protect him as much as I could while he was inside me.  I know…weirdo.

11. Flying On the Ground (Is Wrong) – Is my world not falling down
I’m in pieces on the ground
And my eyes aren’t open
And I’m standing on my knees
But if crying and holding on
And flying on the ground is wrong
Then I’m sorry to let you down
But you’re from my side of town
And I miss you
Who are you missing today?

The younger me.  I turn 44 on Sunday.

12. It’s So Hard to Wait – You are a man, you understand
You pick me up and you lay me down again
You make the rules, you say what’s fair
It’s lots of fun to have you there
Who makes the rules in your home?

It’s a collaboration between me and Mr. Bears.
13. Questions – With the questions of a thousand dreams,
What you do and what you see.
Come on lover, talk to me.
Have you ever had to ask someone to explain how they felt because of mixed signals?

Once.  Mr. Bears said, “I love you” and I said, “Huh?  Me?”

 

Friday with Bowie

Hi I’m DJ KathyA! Welcome to Rock ‘n Roll Fridays. We are like other memes in that we will ask you thirteen questions each and every Friday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a singer, band, era or category and pick thirteen of their songs. Each of our questions will be based on the lyrics. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme!

Today we picked David Bowie.

1. Space Oddity “Ground control to Major Tom. Take your protein pill and put your helmet on…”
What vitamin or mineral supplement(s) do you take?

I take Melatonin and a multi-vitamin.

2. Changes “And these children that you spit on. As they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going thru”
What advice or suggestion have you given recently that went unheeded?

Don’t bother your father.  Cubby did and hilarity ensued.

3. Starman “There’s a starman waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but he thinks he’d blow our minds…”
Do you believe there is intelligent life on other planets that has been monitoring us on earth?

Sure.  Watching the human race destroy the planet must be the number 1 show in other galaxies.

4. Ziggy Stardust “Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, the Spiders from Mars. He played it left hand, but made it too far. Became the special man, then we were Ziggy’s band”
What is your favorite “fad” singer or band that swooped in with a hit and swooped out 15 minutes of fame?

Rick Springfield.

5. Heroes “I, I will be King, and you, you will be Queen. Though nothing will drive them away. We can beat them just for one day. We can be heroes just for one day…”
Do you think the Royals should remain in England as sovereign rulers?

Aren’t they just figureheads?  I think things should stay the same somewhere in the world.
6. Fame “Fame makes a man take things over. Fame, lets him loose, hard to swallow. Fame puts you where things are hollow…”
For you, what would be the worst part about being famous?

The judgement from total strangers.

7. Ashes to Ashes “I never done good things, I never done bad things, I never did anything out of the blue…”
Name a good thing and a bad thing you did recently.

I made chocolate chip cookies and ate them.

8. Fashion “Fashion! Turn to the left! Fashion! Turn to the right! Ooooooh, Fashion! We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town, beep beep!”
What is the last fashionable item you bought?

I bought a pair of neutral colored patent leather, open-toed pumps.  Love them!

9. Let’s Dance “Let’s dance to the song they’re playin on the radio…Let’s sway while color lights up your face, let’s sway, sway thru the crowd to an empty space…”
When was the last time you slow-danced with someone and what was the song?

Mr. Bears and I make our own music.

10. China Girl “I could escape this feeling with my china girl. I feel a wreck without my china girl…”
What is your favorite Chinese dish?

I like spicy green beans and General Tso’s Chicken.

11. Modern Love “Never gonna fall for modern love walks beside m, modern love walks on by. Modern love gets me to the church on time…”
What is different about modern dating /relationships from what you did as a teenager?

I have absolutely no clue…oh wait!  Texting.
12. Cat People “See these eyes so green, I can stare for a thousand years. Colder than the moon…”
What is your least favorite thing about cats?

Their dander.  I, unfortunately, am allergic to the kitties.  but I loves them.

13. Rebel Rebel “You love bands when they’re playin hard. You want more and you want it fast. They put you down, they say I’m wrong. You tacky thing, you put them on”
What do you like about your wildest friend or acquaintance?

That she makes me look somewhat sane in comparison!!!

Wednesday with Whoopi

Whoppi Goldberg

Hi and welcome to Wednesday Wickedness! We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme! 

Today we picked Whoopi Goldberg. Here’s Wednesday Wickedness!

1. An actress can only play a woman. I’m an actor, I can play anything.
If you could experience any life form that was not a human of your sex, what would you pick and why?

I have no idea what the hell this question means?  what do you mean by “experience”?  If you’re talking about bestiality, no thank you!

2. For some reason, all artists have self-esteem issues.
Do you have any self-esteem issues? Do tell. (Since we all do.)

I am a female who reads magazines and is exposed to media.  Damn Skippy I have self-esteem issues.  If flab was fashionable, I’d be an icon.  But it ain’t, so pass the Hagen Dazs. 

3. I am the American Dream. I am the epitome of what the American Dream basically said. It said, you could come from anywhere and be anything you want in this country. That’s exactly what I’ve done.
Do you believe in the American Dream or has it passed through time?

I believe the American dream now is to have Eff-you money gained from either a sex scandal or a reality TV show.  Work?  Who the hell wants to work?  Everyone wants to win the lottery.  That’s the  plan for retirement isn’t it?  

4. I don’t have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
It’s been asked before, probably weekly, but what’s irritating you today?

the fact that I am up before 5 AM. 

5. I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.
What do you think you’ll end up looking like? (A picture would help.)

6. I grew up in a time when it would never have occurred to anyone to tell me there was anything I couldn’t do.
Has anyone told you that you could not do something?

Yup.  It’s called a credit limit.  Stupid Visa card!

7. I want Carl Sagan to explain the sky to me.
Is there anybody dead that you’d like to talk to?

I think some things should be left a mystery so, no.  What?  Did you just call me chicken?  Fine.  Elvis.  And I’d ask him what the hell was he thinking eating grilled peanut butter, mayonnaise and banana sandwiches!!!

8. If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.
Have you ever done volunteer work?

Yep.  I did my time as a PTO President.  Thankless, soul-sucking work.  Actually, isn’t that any job these days? 

9. It’s being willing to walk away that gives you strength and power – if you’re willing to accept the consequences of doing what you want to do.
Have you ever walked away from a job and regretted it?

I promised Bud I wouldn’t talk about it anymore.  I burned a bridge, built another one and got over it.  

10. Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
Are you normal? Explain.

I’m not a nutbar like some, but I have no idea what normal is.  I know I’m unique and would make a terrible reality TV character.

 

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Metal Friday

Today we picked Heavy Metal Bands.

1. Black Sabbath: Iron Man “Is he alive or dead, has he thoughts within his head? We’ll just pass him there. Why should we even care?”

Do you believe in Dr Kevorkian’s concept of “mercy killing” ?

yes.  I believe that a person who is in constant pain and suffering should be able to end his/her own life.  That being said, I don’t want to be the one to give the shot. nor do I want anyone to make that decision for me.  Living Wills, people.  Living wills.

2. Led Zeppelin: Rock n Roll “It’s been a long time since I rock n rolled, it’s been a long time since I did the stroll”
What have you not done in a long time that you would like to do again?

Walk without fear of slipping on ice and go outside without freezing my nunga-nungas off.

3. AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long “Cause the walls start shaking, the earth was quaking, my mind was aching and we were making it…”
Have you ever been in an earthquake?

No, but I’ve felt the earth move under my feet and the sky tumbling down thanks to Mr. Bears…and Carole King

4. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze “Purple haze all around. Don’t know if I’m up or down. Am I happy or in misery? Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me”
Do you believe people can put spells on other people?

It’s not magical to manipulate people, it’s profitable.  Ask Rupert Murdoch.

5. Metallica: Enter Sandman ”Something’s wrong, shut the light. Heavy thoughts tonight. And they aren’t of snow white…”
What most recent thoughts kept you from falling asleep?

Oh, little trifles, like my place in the universe and shit like that.

6. Judas Priest: You’ve Got Another Thing Coming “One life I’m gonna live it up, I’m takin flight, I said I’ll never get enough. Stand tall, I’m young and kinda proud…”
What did you think you would do as a grown up that never happened?

I didn’t think I’d live this long, to be honest.

7. Motorhead: Ace of Spades “You win some you lose some, it’s all the same for me. The pleasure is to play…”
Do you play the lottery / scratch tickets?

Once in a while I like the scratchies, but mostly it’s a waste of money.

8. Iron Maiden: The Number of the Beast “Woe to you o’ earth and sea. For the devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows that time is short…”
Do you believe the earth is headed down a catastrophic path with severe weather and climate changes, or is this just a passing phase?

catastrophe here we come.

9. Slayer: Angel of Death “Auschwitz; the meaning of pain. The way that I want you to die. Slow death, immense decay…”
Should the USA continue to try to help change nations who have inhumane laws?

Only after we, the USA,  get our own shit together.  A lot of inhumanity a happenin in our own backyard.

10. Spinal Tap: Stonehenge “In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people…the Druids”
What ancient civilization do you like the best?

The Flintstone era.

11. Kiss: Rock n Roll All Night “You keep sayin you’ll be mine for awhile. You’re lookin fancy and I like your style…”
Ever date or hang out with someone just because of the way they look?

Because of the way they look at me?  Yep.  Because of their looks?  um, no.  I’ve had crushes on good-looking guys but they never gave me a second glance.

12. Uriah Heep: The Wizard “Why don’t we listen to the voices in our hearts, cause then I know we’d find we’re not so far apart”…
Do you believe we could ever find one government style (democratic, socialist, etc) that suits everybody in the world?

HAHAHAHA—uh, no

13. Dio: Rainbow In the Dark “There’s no sign of the morning coming, you’ve been left on your own. Like a rainbow in the dark.”
Ever been stood up when you were meeting someone?

Yes, I’ve been forgotten.

Wednesday with Charlie

Charlie Sheen

Hi and welcome to Wednesday Wickedness! We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme!

Today we picked Charlie Sheen.Here’s Wednesday Wickedness!

1. As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
What is something in which that you did not expect to succeed, but ultimately you were successful?

I didn’t think I would ever be married or have children.  Boy, was I wrong!

2. Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
What do you think about home schooling?

I’m glad I didn’t have to go through that, that’s what I think.    Personally, I think a child needs to be around other children.  It’s called socialization.  But, to each his/her own.

3. I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
What makes you unique?

My twisted sense of humor.  I had the horns removed in my twenties.

4. I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
When you meet someone, how much of your past do you reveal?

Not much.  There isn’t much to reveal.  Besides, I have a court enforced gag order…

5. I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.
Has rehab helped either you or a member of your family?

I’m knocking wood right now…no one has needed rehab for addiction.

6. I still don’t have all the answers. I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
Do you dwell on your past?

I try not to do that.  Some skeletons need to stay in the closet.

7. I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
Have you ever profited from something that at the time you felt that you did not earn?

nope.

8. I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
Have you ever behaved in a way that you should not have?

Nearly every Sunday I’m in church before I got a word search book.

9. The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
Have you ever been in an ambulance? If not, have you ever been present when an ambulance was used?

I’ve never taken a ride in an ambulance.  I’ve been present for the arrival of EMT’s and paramedics but I wasn’t the patient.

10. Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
Is there any uncertainty in your life at the present time? In the past?

We call it the weather.

 

The Ace Meme, part deux

Sunday Stealing: The Ace Meme, Part Two

Cheers to all of us thieves!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY?

yes, but I’ve never left my home planet.

35. WEAKNESSES?

Bullets.  I can stop a speeding one…once.

37. FIRST JOB?

Working in a record store…back when there were such a thing as vinyl records.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

yes, before Caller ID existed.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?

I hope so, if that’s what they want.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU DID STEALING?

Getting ready for bed–meaning brushing my teeth and washing my face.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

No, but I’ve been asking for a lobotomy and hysterectomy for years…

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

what is this “compliment’ of which you speak?

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Nope.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

not much.  cake would be good.  Chocolate cake, even better.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DO YOU WANT THEIR NAMES TO BE? (OR IF YOU HAVE KIDS, TELL US ABOUT THEM.)

I only have one kid.  A fourteen year old boy/man.  I love him to pieces.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

nope.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE SEX(ES) YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO?

stupidity.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKED ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?

being in the choir.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Garnier Fructis.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

yes, I do.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

roast beast beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

smoking.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?

I can be.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

don’t really know…I’d like to say yes but I have this thing called self -loathing…

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

If that’s what floats their boat, then yeah.  for me, personally?  No.  You f**k with me, you stuck with me.  Mr. Bears knows that.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Not more than personality– kindness, especially.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I yell but then it’s over.
58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS?

Lose.  I’m plenty enough woman as it is.

59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?

To get up, suit up and see what each day has in store for me.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Barbie.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

0-9 and all combinations of them–like any other phone.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?

Rubble?  yes.  The purple dinosaur?  No.  Cubby was, though.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Not as sparingly as I should.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

the taters, please.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A LOVER?

Discretion.  HA!  Just kidding, Mr. Bears.  It’s in the eyes…and his kiss.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

See the name of my blog?  That’s my nickname.

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?

I’d rather have magical powers, like the ability to conjure things out of thin air and make them disappear.  my hero?  Samantha Stevens.

Blondie Friday

Blondie

Hi I’m DJ KathyA! Welcome to Rock ‘n Roll Fridays. We are like other memes in that we will ask you thirteen questions each and every Friday. But our little “twist” is that each week we will pick a singer, band, era or category and pick thirteen of their songs. Each of our questions will be based on the lyrics. Got it? Great! Let’s begin this week’s meme!

Today we picked BLONDIE!

1. HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE : “ You’ve got me hangin on the telephone…”
Have you ever fallen asleep while talking on the phone?

I’ve been close to that but I managed to end the conversation and hang up the phone.

2. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER : “One way or another, I’m gonna find ya. I’m gonna get ya , I’ll get ya…”
Where is the oddest place you agreed to meet someone?

In the lighting booth of the school auditorium.

3. PRETTY BABY : “Pretty baby, you look so heavenly. A neo nebula from under the sun…”
Post your baby picture here.

4. RIP HER TO SHREDS : “Check out those shoes. She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody’s blues. She looks like the Sunday comics, she thinks she’s Brenda Starr…”
Who did you last rip apart or gossip about?

Melissa Rivers as I was watching the Joan Rivers documentary with Mr. Bears.  Coat tails in the back, babe.

5. ATOMIC : “Oh, oh heart make it magnificent. Tonight , tonight….”
Do you believe in nuclear energy? If not, what type of power do you prefer?

Nuclear energy exists so yes, I believe in it.  I think Solar and Wind energy is cleaner and safer, but that’s just me.

6. PICTURE THIS : “All I want is a photo in my wallet. A small remembrance of something more solid. All I want is a picture of you.”
Are you into photography? What do you usually photograph?

I haven’t taken a picture since I lost the cord to upload them from my digital camera.  I like to take photos of people I love.

7. DENIS : “Denis Denis I’m so in love with you. You’re my king. I’m in heaven every time I look at you…”
What is your favorite name that is used by both boys and girls (Example: Jean/Gene)?

Terry.

8. UNION CITY BLUE : “Oh ho, oh ho, what are we gonna do? Union, union, union city blue. Tunnel to the other side. It becomes daylight.”
Are you in a union? Do you believe in them?

yes, I believe in things that exist.  I think unions are needed.  someone needs to look out for the working person.

9. HEART OF GLASS : “Love is so confusing there’s no peace of mind. If I fear I’m losing you, it’s just no good. You teasing like you do…”
When was the last time you teased someone?

I tease Mr. Bears and Cubby on a daily basis.  They give as good as they get.

10. DREAMING : “Dream, dream. Even fir a little while. Dream, dream. Filling up an idle hour. Fade away….radiate…”
What do you daydream about?

Being a productive member of society.

11. CALL ME : “Cover me with kisses baby, cover me with love. Roll me in designer sheets, I’ll never get enough…”
Should prostitution be legal? Why or why not?

Yes, it should be legal, taxed and regulated.  It is the world’s oldest profession after all.

12. RAPTURE : “Fab Five Freddy told me everbody’s fly…”
Who is your favorite rap artist, or if you don’t like rap music, what about it do you dislike?

I don’t have a favorite rap artist.  I don’t mind the genre.  It doesn’t produce a visceral reaction in me.  I liked DMX back in the day.  Good music when you’re pissed off.

13. EAT TO THE BEAT : “Hey you gotta tummy ache, and I remember sitting in the bathroom drinking up a seltzer. Eat to the beat…”
When was the last time you had a tummy ache and what caused it?

I don’t get upset stomachs often.  My tummy area hurts now and it’s all due to my uterus being pissed off at me b/c I’m not knocked up.  Sorry if that’s TMI for some of you but it’s the truth.